@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself did something.
How's that for an opening line?
Look at this:
I made that.
Mmhmm
It's probably stupid of me to say It's Just Squiggly Lines, especially after spending quite awhile making it, but whatever. It's Just Squiggly Lines.
To make something like that, I cheat. Technically, it's not cheating, but it makes some physical artists feel better if I say I cheated since I'm just a digital artist and some of them physical artist types don't like my kind.
So anyway. That's not really true, but it was fun to say. If there is a physical artist out there who does think digital artists are scum, I hope I made them feel better for at least a few seconds, but unfortunately, that part of the article is over.
Now Where Was I?
Oh yeah!
First, one must split their blank digital canvas into four sections using the trusty mirror tool. Then, you just start making lines. You make lines go this way and then that way. Using different colors helps, unless you're not into that kind of thing.
In digital art, we have a thing called layers. When I'm done making random lines go this way and that way, I then apply another layer on top and do it again. This is why, when one looks closely, they can see lines going this way and that way on top of other lines that go that way and this way.
I do that for a few hours.
Why does it take so long, you ask?
Because it's more than just some random-ass squiggly lines! It's not as easy as it looks, okay!
I'm calm now. I think I had too much coffee.
Anyway.
My break is going good. I did nothing, for the most part, and that felt good.
I discovered a way to get on the trending page for free. I think I'm on there about five times like some other people now. Quite the accomplishment. All you have to do is let them pay for it, then go there and say something stupid, or smart. Seems to be working well. No complaints yet, so that's good.
I got a few new followers doing that as well. Hi there!
I hope you weren't expecting me to be something special. I'm just a guy who made squiggly lines seem somewhat cool and then rambled about nothing for a few minutes after. It's no big deal, really. At least you're not expecting me to perform well, so that's a huge weight lifted off my shoulders. The honesty should come as no surprise, so that's good. Sometimes I like to joke around as well.
Anyway, I better get the hell out of here before I say too much.
Have a nice day!
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