Usually, these decisions are hard to make.

This will be an easy one for me.

That is my cover image. It says, Finito.

I think that's a fancy word for finished.

I wanted to dress nice for this moment, so I did.

Since you can't see what I'm wearing, I thought I'd just use fancy words.

They Say

New Year's resolutions are hard to keep. Most fail. Many people know they're full of shit long before they even say anything. I guess they don't take themselves seriously.

You all know I can be quite stubborn, when I feel like being stubborn. If I say something, I do my best to put my money where my mouth is. I don't let my mouth write checks that my ass can't cash. I think I heard that on Dr. Phil once. I don't watch that show. I hear his voice sometimes because other people watch. I try to tell them to change the channel but they just get angry and tell me that if I don't shut up, I'll be on that show someday, talking about how traumatized I am years after getting my ass kicked.

I made that up. Nobody talks to me like that.

Anyway

Yeah. I guess this is it. I know damn well I won't be breaking this New Year's resolution. It doesn't require work. I'm actually giving myself all kinds of free time.

Maybe I'll go work at the plant. I think they're still hiring. I'm not sure I can be around that much weed without being tempted to take some home though. It might be a bad idea. Normally, one can simply steal weed from someone and they can't call the cops. Things are changing. This legal stuff is moving in. It's considered property now and property theft is typically frowned upon.

Or maybe they give some away for lunch breaks.

Moving On

That's what I must do.

Something is starting to feel a bit off though.

I'm noticing my fingers.

They're moving at a high rate of speed. I hear clicking. When I look forward, I see words appearing in front of me. It's really weird. Every time I think of a word, it appears in front of me. What the hell is going on?

You know what! I think I know what I'm doing!

I'm already fucking up my New Year's resolution!

One day! I couldn't even make it one full day!

Well whatever. There's always next year.

So

I guess I'll see you folks around.

Try to go easy on me. It's not fun being such a failure. I'm sure you know how it is.

Have a great 2018!

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