I had one of this days 20 years ago when I was on the airport in Madrid waiting for the airplane to Ecuador. I came to the area where they wanted to check my passport, and I was really in need of a toilet since I had to pee. She probably saw my needs, and did her job quite fast - so I was nearly running to the toilet, got in and when I got my instrument out and pointed at the toilet...everything just exploded the wrong way.
What are you doing when it is 30 minutes until your airplane is about to take off, and all your underwear is loaded with shit?
I did what I could, and luckily enough it was 1.30 am - and I travelled in technical clothing. I wrapped off my underwear and socks and threw it to the bin - and started washing my pants in the sink. It was a kind of weird situation, but I managed to solve it in less than 5 minutes - and noone came to the toilet within this time while I was stressed out washing my pants naked 😂
I know today that those shrimps I got on the airplane to Madrid from Norway was contained, and the result of eating them was devastating - no matter how delicious they looked or tasted.
So, what happened today - I went downtown to solve some issues, and to grab some cash. On the way buying some crap on the shopping centre I had to fart and I did, but as a submarine - no sound, but my first thought was that a fart? After some few seconds my underwear started getting sticky, and I had to think fast. I legged it to a sportshop walking like a goose, and after finishing there - I had to move on to the toilet where I could sort the problem fast.
You know that when this things happens the time involved feels like a lifetime, however, I managed to sort it out - threw the old underwear in the bin, and got the new ones on within some few minutes. Since I am an experienced man, I do not get panicked - but while it is happening it feels like a nightmare.
Conclusion:
Be aware of what you eat, in Norway the food is good - but I have been eating at an Indian restaurant 2 days in a row before this happened, something I maybe dont have the stomach for. So, Indian food more than twice a week is gamble, bear it mind.
