I know, you heard the sound of your dreaded alarm after a few days of peace, and that was the first step in the wrong direction. Maybe your dogs or kids were annoying, maybe the commute sucked.

Maybe you're sitting at work and you realized you forgot your coffee.

Life is like:

Maybe instead... figure out a way to not have a job. It's definitely possible in 2018. Then you'll only have to set alarms when you take naps before you have to be somewhere, or when you have to go to the dentist or some shit.

Take the idea of needing a 9-to-5, 40-hours-a-week, soul-sucking job and give it the ol':

But until then, don't sweat the small stuff

Kick Monday in the nuts before it kicks you... in the nuts!

in? On? I don't know.

Smoke weed every day.