This is no parody. Nor any post joke. It has nothing to do with Pokemon Go. I'll have to explain well the story from the beginning of time ...
I was born in Granada (Andalucia). There I spent the first three years of my life, surrounded by many pleasant things thanks to my parents. My father, a doctor and musician, and my mother, anurse and painter, always surrounded me learning and art, always instilled in me how important it was to know, know about everything.
After four years, we went to live in Huelva, and when we returned a Christmas holiday, we find that the roof of our house had blown up, so we went to live in a small town of Huelva, called Riotinto.
I grew up surrounded by friends happy, field, me going great at school, in the conservatory of music ... luckily, in general, everything was pretty good and I had to force myself not too much of anything.
And suddenly ... POKEMON APPEARS.
A revolution for all children. All had a game boy, postcards, stickers, and TAZOS .... DAMN TAZOS
First day of school, I go with a few tazos recess, believing that winning would be easy, as easy as I had always been around ... poor deluded.
In half an hour, and had NO TAZOS.
I was bewildered, I was not used to give me something so bad.
Days passed and continued to pass the same, tazos carrying me, tazos lost... I WAS REALLY BAD.
I saved a lot to buy more and more, and one day ... I got home and my father had punished me throwing everything I had collected to the trash (do not remember what I did to punish me so much...)
IT WAS THAT DAY BEFORE AND AFTER.
I decided that this could not continue. I got five tazos, and day after day I was practicing at home, every day, to improve and improve. It was the first time I was really trying to capture something about it, and wanted to see results.
One day I decided I was ready. I went with my five tazos recess, where they played all and said I wanted to play. They laughed at me (which I understood perfectly), and started playing.
SUDDENLY ALL THE DAYS OF EFFORT were rewarded. kept not win again and again, and not I could not believe it. In a few days I collected a giant bag of TAZOS.
Anyway, this is my summary history by day today still remember with great affection, because people keep laughing at me when I tell them that thanks to POKEMON got to realize that steadfastness and persistence are keys to SUCCESS.
MORAL: MAKE U ALL!!!!!