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Please check your child(ren)'s hair and monitor for any indication of lice. A child must stay home until treatment is complete and no head lice or eggs are found. If you child becomes infected, please inform the front office.
Please note that head lice are no reflection on the state of cleanliness; they are a recurring problem which can affect anyone in direct contact.
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