Sick! Just sick!!!
Permit the word please but that's what came to mind after digesting this piece. By "sick" I mean "massively creative". You're a sick writer pan. I couldn't help but laugh at the mention of Trump and especially the way you described reproduction....or sex, lol.
You did justice to this piece/rant and ended up making me appreciate being human even more. Great job! 👍
RE: Satirical rant -- What aspects of humans have made us a successful species?