McDonalds: “Tiny portions with fat to keep you hungry.”
Coca Cola: “Sugar.Water.Sugar.”
eBay: “Whatever you desire, we have. Could be stolen, broken or fake.”
Apple: “We are expensive. We are overrated. You'll still buy.”
Blackberry: “We try.”
KFC: “Cooking Oil disguised as Chicken.”
Samsung: “We make good phones with useless applications.”
Nintendo: “Same games with different names.”
Instagram: “Keep scrolling, keep lowering self- esteem.”
Amazon: “"A safer version of eBay.”
Android: “May not look nice, but performs perfectly.”
Nike: “Clothing made for the sportiest, worn by the laziest.”
VolksWagen: “We own more than you think.”
Snapchat: “If it wasn't on our platform, it's not true”
Google: “Privacy? Pfft.”
Microsoft: “You use us because we are the default.”
Paypal: “Always there when your purse isn't.”
Youtube: “Turning untalented people famous.”
D-tube : "We can pay you more "
Steemit: "We only pay for good content"
Starbucks: “However easy, we misspell your name.”
Twitter: “We don't understand how to use it ourselves.”
Ikea: “We give out instructions you'll never use.”
Facebook: “Once you join, you Remain.”
Instagram : You need to login facebook first.
Lego: “Takes only one step to make a grown man cry.”
Versace/Supreme: “We can sell holes named as cloth, hype beast would buy anyways.”
Adidas: “Collaborate.Collaborate.Collaborate.”