I myself can be very sarcastic and real mean at times, trying to be nice all the time isn't really my cup of tea. I am pretty straight forward and I speak up my mind and if that makes me a bad person I'll take it. If you can relate to what I am saying like some days or possibly to some of you; everyday that you just wake up and find a presence of someone or everyone in your face annoys you, this post is for you.
I stumbled on this account on Instagram by chance as I got pissed off when seeing inspirational quotes that ain't even practical. I searched for "Uninspirational quotes" and a few accounts came up. I find this quite entertaining and I'd like to share it with you guys.
The one I followed is this one here: https://www.instagram.com/uninspirationalquoteoftheday/
These are some of my favorite memes that I can totally relate to:
You have one of those days when you go like "Yes, I got this" as it all seems to fall right into places and you feel that it is just your day but then, wait for it ....
Pretty accurate.
I had a lecturer who could write and draw as good with both hands, she had a stroke long time ago and her right arm has been paralyzed ever since so she started learning using her left hand. I was quite inspired but my left hand sucks.
Speaking of my left hand's performance; and probably that one person who you wished would look exactly that. I've got one.
Luckily, Thai is my mother tongue and we have so many words for cursing but in English F_ck is still my all time favorite F word then Food.
This one reminds me of my father like "When I was your age blah blah blah... " I just rolled my eyes and wonder what he was like when my mother was dating him (Sorry dad but seriously.)
I remembered I was a flight attendant, before every flight we would have a talk session called briefing to break the ice and agree on certain term. Some supervisors liked to start of with "Please give it 110%" ... and I was like ...
I can relate to this one because recently I tried pushing myself with finding alternative jobs so much but it's just not working out at all. The more I tried the harder I failed then I remembered what Tyrion Lannister said in Games of Throne last season:
Like dude, you are so damn right. Some may say Good things come to those who hustle hard but I'll rather go with Tyrion, wait for the right moment.
"Kill Them With Kindness" is on point. Sorry I don't believe in getting slapped in the face by a bitch and I'll just offer another side. If you slap me, I kick your ass. I only play it fair.
Or else stay in a Friendzone where you belong.
*Girl: "I'll have a tall cap, triple shot, half calf."
Max Black: "Small scrap, nipple slap, half half!" *
*- Max Black (Two Broke Girls)*
Each morning especially Mondays.
And lastly, to all the inspirational quotes posted by those who think they are better than other people. Sincerely,
Hope you find this entertaining, don't take it too personal if any of these memes get to you. If yes, try to be less bitter so it won't hurt as much.
Lots of love,
Annie xo