Oh, my head hurts!
Let’s take this shirt off
I know, I haven’t written in a long time, especially in English.
For I while, I participated in an Italian weekly contest and set my original columns aside. Then life took over and I was no longer able to keep up with the that either.
But I’ve never completely forgotten this little corner of perverse world that I had created and yesterday, when the above thought crossed my mind, I wondered: where could I share it?
You see, when I expressed that deep reflection I was practicing intense oral sex on my partner (quite enthusiastically, I may add) and two things happened simultaneously. I had a sudden headache and realized I was still wearing my shirt, even though the occasion might have been improved upon by going without. I took it off and immediately thought: only in porn the logical consequence of having a headache is getting undressed!
For obvious reasons, it’s not a thought that I could easily share on Facebook. Especially considering I only have an "ordinary" profile, open to family members, colleagues and acquaintances. After all, it’s one thing to have an open relationship with sexuality, quite another to drag unsuspecting folks in the middle of it through a random post. My Facebook contacts are certainly free to think that I have a sex life, but they are not required to become privy to its minutiae, especially while they scroll through their dashboard while in the checkout lane for their last Christmas shopping (note: mid afternoon BJs on Christmas Eve are a perk of getting that done in time).
But since it’s a thought that made me smile, I wanted to leave some trace of it somewhere. And here we are.
Which also gives me the chance to offer my best wishes for these holidays:
MAY YOUR CHEEKS BE CHEERY AND RED THIS CHRISTMAS, ALL FOUR OF THEM
and
MAY YOUR 2020 BE KINKIER THAN WHAT YOU EXPECT!
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no, it's not me: that would have required a wider angle…
Mae West
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