Tonight.. This very night, without you on 
Okay, I admit. It was perhaps wrong of me to go to that mixer the other night. That Open Relationship Mixer (boring as fuck) the other night. But the afterparty... At a dingy-karoeke bar...
Why did I go?
Cause well.. She might be there... With her tits and Joker-face. And she was... Her tattoos and Excruciatingly sweet face.
@Crimsonclad, how could you fail me? First on Valentine's, and now. Now?
It's gonna be hard. Honest truth. I'm broke, and that will keep me away for a week, but what then?
She beat me into a pulp after I dared sing "Tainted Love" in karaoke.... @Crimsonclad... I need your help. @bringforththemetal You are my only hope...
Love to the Lovingly,
Silas Danois...