This first sentence is placed here to protect your eyeballs from accidentally encountering the rest of the post. Stop reading now if you would prefer not to suffer the consequences of reading further. Stop. STOP. For pity's sake... STOP READING.
Well...
SHIT.
You rebel, you.
Don't like being told what to do, eh?
Curious? Rebellious? Cynical? Skeptical?
One, some, or all three?
A pedant too.
Well now... This should be fun.
First, you shouldn't have read even this far, but since you (obviously) have, first note that, while you are smart enough to have cottoned on to the duplicitous nature of the headline, you are (evidently) still wasting your time wondering if this article is going to do anything but disappoint you. Hoping that there is a profound "a-ha" waiting to Take on You.
There isn't.
I conned you.
But honestly.
I honestly conned you.
I'm an asshole.
Peace, Love and a Little Madness
Nomad