Who Wants To Be A SteemWitness?

I can raise my hands in less than a split second if someone says "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

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All hands and fingers up for "Who Wants To Be A Bitcoin Billionnaire?"

But at steemit who wants to be a witness? What for?

I read Top 100 Influencers in Blockchain, so much respect for Hive account@sydesjokes
https://steemit.com/blockchain/@sydesjokes/top-100-blockchain-influencers

I think Hive account@dumitriu should be in that list, representing steemit resteemer. A guy from Hive account@morwhale can be also. For efforts - Moroccan writes Arabic.
https://steemit.com/morocco/@teammorocco/shrh-stymyt-balarbyh-comprendre-steemit-en-arabe

But who wants to be a steemit witness?

This is my life and this is my story. I would rather work as a King fits, I mean Burger King. Drink beer, I mean Root Beer.

But for guys who think can be witness, read this guide
https://steemit.com/steemhelp/@steemed/become-a-steem-witness-essentials

Hard tough work. But WIIIFM pays great, why not? I can vote you.