Hi, <name I haven't bothered to research>
The fact that your email spam campaign for my attention has irritated me to the point of spending my precious thought to extend You of all people this letter is your first gift.
That I'm sending it to you on a block-chain based crypto-infused platform is the second.
That I'll take whoever gets fired for this's place for 3 months is the third.
- Grizwald Grim/the legal fiction you know me as
