The Manager is flipping what looks to be a giant tome when you enter the cafe, tonight.
"Hey there, Traveler. The usual?"
You nod yes and ask about the book.
"Oh this dusty old thing? It's the Book of Lies."
You now give him the usual expression that you give him when he has said something nonsensical. And, as usual, he chuckles in response.
"Someone recently told me something, and I have to make sure they were telling the truth. If it's in here, they weren't."
As he steps back in order to begin preparing your drink, he looks at the tome once more and shakes his head.
"Should've gotten the Book of Truths. It's much shorter."
