Look, today many of us get to vote in local elections. Local elections are important. In addition today, they will determine the fate of one man. If this is a rout, the Tories will plunge their already sharpened and well honed knives into the back of Boris de Pfeffell Johnson, because its what they do.
I'm just going to remind you.
This is the guy that lied about the bananas. Lied about all those euro directives to create an environment where nationalism could rise. This is the man who lied repeatedly to parliament. To partners. To bosses. To the electorate. To the Queen.
This is the man who decorated Downing Street with gold wallpaper, and weaseled out of paying for it. The guy who lied about partying not once but multiple times while the rest of us were locked down on his orders. The guy whose buses lied about the savings from Brexit. The guy who prorogued parliament. The guy who sacked all the Tories who disagreed with him. Remember that first leadership crisis where Gove stabbed him in the back and said he was unsuitable for the job? He wasn't wrong. This is the guy who hid in a fridge rather than answer difficult questions. Who slurs his political opponents, because why wouldn't he? Its all a game to him. All a lie. Our lives mean nothing to that man.
And today? If there is a Tory rout? He will be gone by teatime. That ludicrous sun king wallpaper stripped for a new incumbent. So do your duty - vote that fucker out. Show the Tories that their time is done. That their kleptocracy of lining their pockets at our expense during Covid is done. That their mishandling of every crisis, many of their own making, is done. that their right to act like they rule us is done.
Because our governments, local or otherwise? They act for US. For OUR best interest. It's public service, and that's something the Tories will never understand because to them its all about silver service.
Vote them out.