I WON $500!!!
$500!!! $500!!! $500!!!
AAHHHH HA HA HA!!!
That's how you do it son!
Rainbow Man's shitty spiritual advice: If you are going to play the lottery this is how you do it. Buy one ticket and if you win you win, STOP!!! If you lose, STOP!!! Play for fun. That's how you win. Don't keep pissing your money away.
Usually I can't afford to buy tickets but when I do I would buy one of these tickets because you have the best chance of winning $500. Sure enough I was right, I got one! $500!!!
When I buy scratch off's I like to scratch the numbers off backwards from the bottom up and before I scratch off the winning numbers at the top. Which is why you see all the numbers are scratched off before I got to the instant $500 big win at the end. And it made me about shit a brick too!!! Had I started at the top like normal I wouldn't of needed to scratch off any more HA HA.
This reminds of the times back in 2008 and 2009 when I was still working at Circle K down in Florida. I had one guy come in all the time and buy a $20 ticket and would scratch the barcode off at the bottom and then hand me back the ticket and say, "Scan it, see if I'm a winner." He wouldn't scratch the ticket off at all. He was a real gambler all right HA HA. One time he did this and won $100. Interesting feller that guy was HA HA.
Everybody who plays the lottery has their own way of playing. Me, I have a strategy. In this case, most $5 tickets have a $50,000 or $100,000 jackpot (or higher depending on which state you live in). Instead, this specific $5 ticket is loaded with several thousand $500 winners rather than just a few big jackpot winners (4927 $500 winners to be exact). So why would I piss money away on the $10 or $20 tickets that still have shittier odds of winning $500 for huh??? Especially when I know that there is almost 5000 of these $500 winning tickets out there floating around in the state of Arkansas? There isn't even 2000 lottery retailers in the State of Arkansas that sell scratch offs (1922 lottery retailers to be exact). So it is safe to say that damn near every one of these books of $5 tickets should contain at least one $500 winner in there somewhere. Am I right? I just won $500 so you tell me??? What's your winning strategy?
https://myarkansaslottery.com/about/retailer-information/resources/winning-retailers/om-sales-llc
As always I'm Theo aka Rainbow Man and here is the PROOF!!!
PROOF of $500!!!
...now to go buy myself a new gun with this money HA HA.
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