A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

• Boils at any time
• Can freeze at any time
• Melts if treated with love
• Very Bitter if Mishandled

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

• Very Reactive
• Highly Unstable
• Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
• Money Reducing Agent

OCCURRENCE

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!