I was schooling in Ekiti at that moment and he was living in a different not too far away state. I love the surprise visit thing so I embarked on a journey with the iyawo(wife to be) mindset.
When I got to his place it was night already and as I got to the door i saw 3 different female for wears meaning there are 3 different girls inside, okay i knocked and uncle boo came and was shocked to see me, he opened the burglary proof and hugged me while shivering. Well not my business.
I entered the room and greeted the girls that were chatting away happily and they turned their attention towards me. I dropped my bag, took of my clothes and went right into the bathroom, came out when I was done wore my bum short and went into his neighbours room.
Uncle came to meet me there and said we needed to talk, I told him I needed to eat first so I can have strength for drama.uncle said aah aah there's food come and eat please. I followed him to his room and entered the kitchen to dish the food and one of the aunties came to me and said "errm please if you needed to dish the food you would have at least
taken permission (in my bobo's kitchen kwa) haah. Okay o i asked aunty if she wanted to dish the food herself hehehe and she said no i should go ahead.
I dished my food, went back to the neighbour's room to eat.
When I finished eating and went to drop the plate, I heard uncle and aunty exchanging words and I knocked, gave uncle the plate and turned back and the next thing I heard was sounds plate broken (you think I went back to check what happened?) Nah, I purposely went to have a story to laugh about so I pretended I needed to get something from my bag. There was pieces of broken plates, grains of rice and oil from stew everywhere I tiptoed in and out of the room and gave myself a well deserving laugh (I'm not wicked o) uncle came to his neighbours room and started explaining how she's his ex and just came around with her friends and helped him to cook and how they were about leaving and how
I shouldn't be angry. (Me?angry?).
I told uncle that it's late and they are girls and shouldn't leave because it was risky, uncle said no he has to prove to me that I'm his one and only. Uncle there is still a lot of time for you to prove that just don't let them take the risk of leaving because that's where I will get angry, they are my fellow
girls,don't worry I will sleep in your neighbours room or go to your girlfriends lodge (if I hear, wait for my evil plans ooops did I just say evil? Nah I'm a good child ) uncle agreed and told them to stay and not bother leaving,as foolish as they were and with their gossip filled mouths they accepted and I laughed in Swahili plans going on smoothly. I was in neighbour room with uncle until I'm sure they can't leave that night again and then I told uncle I was sleepy and will sleep in his room.
Uncle was like eeh? But you said you will sleep here? you have two foams now let the 3 of them use one
while we use the other. He had no choice than to accept to avoid both him and them sleeping outside.We went into uncle's room and found out that they've separated the foams and aunty was laying down on one with an extra pillow for uncle (Chei! the guts ) Uncle went to her and told her to join her friends which she shockingly did
and I laid down with uncle. (Time for revenge)
You said you will do anything to prove I'm your one and only uncle said yes! Make love to me was my response .
Uncle started explaining on how we were not the only people in the room and how it's not proper. Before he could finish his sermon, my mouth was already working on his 'John Thomas'
and you know say that thing no go school , of
course it responded and before you knew it, I was uh uh uhing loudly (on a normal day, you will beg me to uh uh uh) aunty and friends kept turning and tossing in bed and flashing phone lights but who cares when I was receiving it main main with the cow girl position in the morning .The story is all about my friend so i think i should share it with you.
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