Here we work a list with a dozen sentences often used by women for men, and that are nothing more than a hoax.
1 "I just do not have to wear it." She can not close her drawers and more than shirts she has to buy more hangers for the amount of clothes she has. The truth is that you need to mitigate your anxiety momentarily with a costume release.
2 "I'm ready in five minutes." False and impossible. Another version of the same lie is "I'm leaving, I'm here". Sit comfortably.
3 "Age does not affect me". False. It will always depend on who you are comparing yourself with, where you are and how you feel about yourself, so be careful.
4 "Go to the party, I'll stay at home, have a good time". This really means "I want you to stay with me and not go to the party", which will explain your mood the next morning.
5 "I'm fine." Never believe them when they say this. The best thing you can do is stay by her side and wait for her to start talking, and listen to her.
6 "I've never cheated on you and I never will." Mmmh ... let's leave it in the category of "improbable".
7 "It was the best sex I had in my life." It is difficult for a woman to be frank about sex, especially when the news is not good. Instead of listening to them, better pay attention to their body language, and please, do not ask for a score of your performance.
8 "I only slept with X amount of men". Act of omission. Surely you do not remember, or wanted to forget a few, plus you do not want to look so "loose", less when looking for a formal relationship. Better not keep asking.
9 "Leave, I pay the bill today, you always pay." Although this rule does not apply in all cases, most say this phrase out of pure courtesy, but inside it expects you to pay for dinner. It will be modern and generous with this gesture, but inside you will think how stingy you can become.
10 "I'm not ready to be a girlfriend." This phrase is almost always a lie, and girls say it more than anything to diminish the possible effects of rejection. Almost always this prayer is accompanied by others such as "I just finished a bad relationship and I do not want to go through the same thing" or "I am too busy with my work". Give her some time and she will choose the ring.
11 "I'm not angry." This is the most used lie in relationships. If you forgot your birthday, it is impossible that you do not feel bad, but you will not want to admit it. Compénsala.
12 "It does not bother me that you go out with the boys". To be clear, there are not such cool women in the world. They all care that their partners go out alone, but they do not want to appear pathetically dependent. Also, they do not like being the second option after your friends. A variant of this lie is "I do not mind that you see other girls when you are with me".