If you have a girlfriend who talks to you like this, then sorry bro but your life sucks. :p
Let me tell you my story, I broke up with my ex girlfriend recently as she was cheating on me with her ex boyfriend. So I left her.
Before that, she asked me to be with her and she said if you leave a good girl, you will end up with a bitch. And I replied her that if I leave the bitch then I will end up with a good girl. Lol. That was funny and heartbreaking too.