An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm with a large pond in the back.
One evening he went to the pond, grabbing a bucket to bring back some fruit.
At the pond, he saw a bunch of young women skinny dipping.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One woman said, "We’re not coming out until you leave!"
The man said, "I didn’t come here to watch you ladies swim or make you run out naked".
Holding the bucket up he said, "I’m just here to feed the alligator".