Here a couple that I think are kinda funny…
A man walks into a bar and he orders 10
times more drinks than everyone else. The bar man says “Now that’s an order of magnitude”.
Not Strictly a Math Joke, But Still Deals With Numbers: How do you make seven even?
You take off the “s”.
Two cats are standing on the roof. Which one falls off first?
The one with the smaller mew!
What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
NOTHING! You can’t cross a vector and a scalar!
Algebra was easy for the Romans. X was always 10
Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." The barman pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, "That's all you're giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?" The bartender says, "Come on guys. Know your limits."
There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average.
Parallel lines have so much in common! It’s such a shame that they’ll never meet!
