By Lou Difigliano
Lou used to Love Hillary Clinton until one Day he saw Hoda Kotb.
I "tuned in" to the Today Show to see if Matt Laure is circumscribed. Matt wasn't there but Hoda was. I saw the little runt sitting there at the desk. I asked her, her name and in a raspy voice she said, "Hoda." Now I've been around but I ain't never seen a lady sitting in the chair where Matt has been, Oh My Hoda. So I used the forced entry method to get reservations at the most predigest restaurant in town. I was to ask Hoda out on a date.
Hoda Declined the offer.
But said, "Some other time perhaps?"
I said, "How bout right now?"
We jumped into the janitor's closet to make out harder. Matt laure was in there making balloon puppets. We both laughed our asses off and died. Hoda said I needed some make up and she dashed some on my forehead.
I woke up from that dream and reflected passionately. The sexiest part of that dream though, is that, I got to tell Hoda "I am supporting Duane Johnson for President in 2020 and she patted me on the head and said, "aw Kitten".
