Someone please just put me out of my misery. Wherever I am, 12 year olds won’t shut the fuck of about this damn Fortnite game. If some asshole tells me that this is a good game 1 more time, I’m going to have an aneurism.
Fortnite, for the lucky souls who have not been tainted by its existence, is a battle-royal last-man-standing game. “Oh one of those kind of games? Surely it can’t be a big deal, hell even Minecraft had that.” If only. If only...
People won’t shut the fuck up about this mediocre game.
“Buwt meem-nexuws u can’t juwdge it cus u nevr pwayed it.”
I wish that was true retard-nexus, because I did for 5 rounds. And you know what? All 5 rounds felt the same. I could have played the game once and have experienced it all. It’s just another clone of a clone of a clone of another game that was most likely a clone.
I think I figured it out. After months of extensive research, I have figured it out. There is a secret into why the game is so praised. There’s only one explanation:
The peasants who play Fortnite only play it and think it’s good cause they can’t afford ACTUAL games.
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