Hey Steemians
So the netcoins listing competition has come and gone, Steemit posts about it will begin to die out except for the few salty people talking about how we were cheated, was it a scam bla bla bla. The way I see it, any hype train that hits steemit, is only just cause to be meme'd.
I would honestly meme for free since I believe in the true principles of memeology and respect the craft. But I'm not opposed to throwing my memes into the hat for a little bit of STEEM or SBD. Big daddy's gotta eat you know? If i'm well fuelled I'm a lean mean meme machine!
The template
So we were given this template and I really sat down on the toilet for 15 minutes trying to well push out something funny and I couldn't this template was way too hard, can someone get me a coffee?
So I decided to use well-established memes to tell you the story of netcoins.
The netcoins press release
This is probably what we can or rather hope to expect from the voting results press release.
Push it, yeah push it real good
INS played netcoins and steemit like a bunch of bitches with that last minute vote buy, didn't they?
Shitcoin communities
So where did all these INS, Verge and Pac Coin supporters come from? It clearly can't be from earth because no one on this planet in the right mind would vote for those shitcoin projects
Can you try shitplaining this to me?
Seriously, you're going to tell me a nothing coin like INS, a Pump and Dump coin like Paccoin and a pretty shitty hacked twice privacy coin like Verge had this amazing community just waiting to shill out made votes compared to a coin with an active social media base?
A tough one to swallow (Thats what she said)
Shitcoin projects were like how do we compete with a legitimate project that was 15k active users daily and has been running for two years?
When Steemians tried to cry foul play
I saw a post I can't remember by whom, but some steemian emailed netcoins to report the voting abuse and this is probably how it went down.
If anything Maury could get to the bottom of this
Can we get some lie detector tests and paternity tests for all those voters? Or at least a KYC?
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Thanks for following me on my meme jouney I tend to go a bit overbord with these meme contest but who cares right? Issa meme, get over it!
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