Hey there, looking for some sweet ass motivation?.........STEP 1: YOU’RE AWESOME

Do you sometimes feel bad? Are people mean to you? Are you scared of taking chances and doing what truly makes you happy, so you often conform to other people’s opinions just to fit in? Aw shucks, that sounds sad.

Don’t be sad. Be happy instead. Happiness is what everyone should achieve in life, while avoiding stressful situations, uncomfortable emotions, and challenging obstacles. Despite what people who actually study the human mind and behavior say, these are not things that strengthen your mindset, develop quality habits, shape your personality, and make you a stronger individual.

Important note: Criticism is something very, very bad. It’s not something you can learn from to improve yourself. It’s not significant if 90% of people hate what you’re doing. It’s not important if you could do things differently and achieve a better effect. Why?

If people hate talking to you and avoid social contact, don’t think something might be wrong with you. Maybe you talk too much? Maybe you’re too judgmental? Maybe you don’t have anything important to say? Forget these things. Remember, you’re awesome just for being you. You don’t have any bad traits. There are no flaws in your behavior. There is no room for improvement.

50 ways to say “you’re awesome.”
… because we ALL need to expand our praisecabularies.

1. You astonish me.

2. You’re a virtuoso.

3. Your sagacity is stunning.

4. You’re a glitterbomb of glory.

5. Your genius would be alarming, if it wasn’t so damn consistent.

6. You’re a marvel, mama.

7. You’ve blinded me with science!

8. You just revived my faith in humanity.

9. I want to orbit around your splendor like a satellite.

10. I want to clone you for nefarious purposes.

11. I want to Xerox everything you say, and fax it straight to my cortex.

12. You’re a polished opal in a pewter world.

13. You’re luminous, lady.

14. You’re a smooooth criminal.

15. You’re all that and a bag of kale chips.

16. You are FAR fucking OUT!

17. You blow my mind like a Cat 5 hurricane.

18. When did you get so wise, woman?

19. Where did you pick up those sexy mind-moves?

20. BOOM! Brilliance strikes again.

21. Color me enlightened.

22. Radiance abounds.

23. I’m honored to share even a miniscule fraction of your miraculous DNA.

24. If it wasn’t completely inappropriate and biologically impossible, I’d be having ALL your babies.

25. Your acumen is making me weak in the knees.

26. You’re like a laser beam in the night. So bright. So right.

27. You’re more addicting that Twilight, The Hunger Games and street-grade cocaine, intertwined.

28. You’re so fantasmagoric, I almost wanna join Facebook — just to stalk you.

29. You are simply … beyond.

30. You foxy freak of nature!

31. You’re the cat’s meow, the dog’s howl, and the curmudgeon’s harrumph — all rolled into one.

32. You’re the genuine article, baby.

33. Do they sell you in bulk? And can I pre-order?

34. May I have one of you in every color?

35. Aaaaany chance you’re up for adoption?

36. You ooze ingenuity.

37. Your ebullience is infectious.

38. You’re a charmer.

39. You’re a prize.

40. You’re my personal Yoda.

41. You remind me what ‘possible’ feels like.

42. You dazzle me to the core.

43. I like the cut of your jib.

44. I hang on your every tweet.

45. One in a million? More like one a googolplex.

46. You’re a revelation.

47. You’re a machine. More, plz.

48. Your mediocre ideas are MENSA-level hotness.

49. You redefine ‘divine’.

50. You matter. Full stop.