A Farewell to Follow Bots
Good evening followers, real and artificial.
I'd like to take a moment to give a heartfelt farewell to my out flowing followers.
I've failed to show you the love and attention that your little bitty robo-hearts require.
How could I be so cold?
No hard feelings.
I'm really going to miss you.
No really, I insist.
Let me help you gather your belongings and walk you to the door.
Oh this is so... unexpected.
I don't know which one of my robot lemmings I'll miss the most!
You're all so, so... uniquely generic.
I do say, you make it so impossibly difficult.
, 
, 
...What will you do next?
I suppose you'll find someone else to follow...
then unfollow...
and then follow some new floozy once again.
Perhaps you might even randomly resteem an article that you fancy,
despite your debilitating illiteracy.
Oh, I hope you find someone new.
Someone who treats a bot like a bot should be treated!
What will I do without you?
I wasn't expecting for us to part ways so soon...
We have so many precious memories together...
Alici! Darling 
I've always looked up to your 8947 hard earned followers.
Yet, I'm quite frankly offended that you didn't unfollow me before you unfollowed 
Am I not worthy of a proper unfollowing?
Let me give you some parting financial advice, because that's the kind of person I am.
I definitely recommend that you not HODL your 0.131 STEEM.
Instead trade it for some BitConnect IOUs asap!
...
And my dear
How could I forget our time together on chain?
And remember that time that you WOWed the steemit community with your patented:
Follow-Follow-Follow-Follow-Unfollow-Unfollow-Unfollow-Unfollow-Unfollow-Follow-Unfollow!!
Absolute Genius!
What an enthralling sequence of engagement.
Where did you come up with those blockchain maneuvers?!
And to the hundreds of brokenhearted tin can lemming bots out there.
I know...I know...I took your artificial support for granted.
(Sigh)
I'll have to live with that, heavy on my heart, for the rest of my days on Steemit.
I'll never forgive myself.
100 Unfollow Milestone!!
If you know me, then you''ll know that I rarely post Milestones but I HAD to recognize this stunning achievement!
Check it out!
Let's Start on August 12th to 13th!
This doesn't happen everyday, you know? (Does it?)
Impressive Right???
August 13th - Shedding 19 followers in one day is impressive but I can do better than that!!
The days not over yet - Kaboom 25!
And not to be outdone - August 14th making a strong showing!
We experienced a dip on August 15th & 16th.
Absolutely shameful.
However, looking at the 17th to 19th we're right back on track!!
August 18th - A New All Time High with 33 Unfollows!!
A spectacular and touching tribute.
Edit
Check who is following and unfollowing you, here
If only I could pinpoint what happened on August 11th/12th - hhhmmm...
https://steemit.com/torture/@v4vapid/declassified-cables-show-cia-director-gina-haspel-directly-oversaw-torture
I 'bid' you bots adieu!
But before I go here are some memes as a parting gift from me to you :)
