I’m the gossip you hear but can’t prove,
Louder than silence, quieter than truth.
If you shout me, I die, what am I?

I’ve got hands but can’t slap you,
I tick people off all day long.
You’re always chasing me, but I never stop, what am I?

People walk all over me,
And I just stand there smiling.
Break me once, and you’re in deep water, what am I?

I copy all your moves for free,
But never clap when you succeed.
If you punch me, I’ll shatter your ego, what am I?

I’m small but powerful,
Open doors like a boss.
Lose me once, and suddenly you’re a burglar, what am I?