If I had to quit my job dramatically, I’d walk in on Monday morning dressed in full choir robe, carrying a microphone. Then I’d stand on my desk and start singing, ‘Take this job and shove it!’ with backup dancers I secretly hired from TikTok.

After the final chorus, confetti cannons would go off, a banner would drop saying ‘I RESIGN!’ and I’d moonwalk straight out of the building with my HR letter in hand.

No two weeks notice. Just vibes.