Falling for scams seems to be everyone's cup of tea every now and then. Although most people do manage to get owned at some point at least once, an exceptional few seem to be resistant to the trend.
Below I will outline how YOU can fall for any scam, hassle free, any day! That's right folks. YOU can do it from the comfort of your home and I will show you how in just a minute in this special limited pre-sale edition post.
1. Be Emotionally Overwhelmed
A scam is much like a seed. It needs air to breath and soil to root. If you are to fall for a scam you need first and foremost to be emotionally consumed by an idea — so you can let the scam grow. Most choose religions and political parties but those have slowly lost their edge in the game.
Today there are far greater ways to get your feelings going. 'Easy Money' scams for example is one of the best ways you can shred yourself emotionally. Just make sure that your passion aligns with someone else's con-game to the point that it overwhelms your rational thinking. Always remember. Rationality needs to be kept at bay at all costs.
2. Surrender Your Senses
Try to pay attention how someone promotes their scam. Their wording will often entail promises of grandeur. Are the money easy to make with no to little effort? Is the amount absolutely crazy enough? Do they reassure you constantly without ever outlining any negative aspects? Then you got yourself a solid scam you can get in bed with. If they use positive thinking rhetorics — even better. Just make sure they make those butterflies in the stomach going.
3. Believe in Oracle Super Powers
A scammer that can see into the future is probably one of the best the best out there. They have been around for quite some time and they can rip through the fabric of spacetime in order to make money for you. They will remind you of all the times they got a prediction right and neglect when they got it wrong. The will habitually misinterpret events and assert different forms of causality. They will tell you how they made money and how they are dedicating their lives to help you out of fucking nowhere. Just make sure to close your eyes and feel the magic in the air.
4. Become a Loyal Sheep
Do they have thousands of followers that act like brainless zombies? Do the followers leave uneducated, pathetic and shallow comments? Then rest assure that you most likely have found a solid scam to join. Follow the positive mob vibe and buy into the hype. If everyone is doing it then it will feel more secure. Remember to reassure each other so you can let the jerk-circle grow organically. If you spot any criticism ignore or report. Toxic freethinkers need to be kept away.
5. Refuse To Learn From Your Past Mistakes
Perhaps one of the detrimental factors against scams. Keep repeating the same shit over and over again. Treat your habits like drugs. Never try to understand why you do what you do. Enjoy the moment of surrender. Try to follow Step.1 so you can make sure you are absolutely brainREKT.
Remember a scam is much like love at first sight. You can always fall for one, any day. They are always around because most of us need them. Do the right thing. Nourish it. Take action TODAY and shill recklessly one to someone near you. The power is YOURS!
