Let's face it..All of us,at some point in time thought that we could borrow some quick cash from our loved ones to pay another debt or because we run out of money.Those of you who actually never did that yet stay focused and read this article CAREFULLY..And those who did it,well..just help to raise awareness cause this is some serious SHIT!
You see..last week I needed some money and I unthoughtfully asked my girlfriend for 50,00 euros..Yeah..50..keep that number and grab a calculator now!
With a kind smile (oh that smile) she took her wallet,grabbed 50,00 euros and gave them to me.She said :''There you go honey! You now you can count on me!'' She actually made my heart jump out of my chest and start crying.I said thank you and left for some bussiness I had..A few hours later she called me..
''Honey..I want us to go for a coffee,get out a little bit..you know..somewhere around and spend some time together''
I said..
''Of course..let's go babe!''
Oh my GOD!! I never knew what was coming..
I went to her place,I took her with my car and started driving with direction a local coffee place.She suddenly said.
''Baby..this place is boring..let's go somewhere over the sea..somewhere nice and romantic.''
I didn;t know what to do..I didn't want to say no cause that girl UNCONDITIONALLY lend me 50 euros without even asking.I couldn't let her down.So I put 10 euros gasoline in th car and started driving. Remember th 50? well..now it's 40 left..
As I was driving she asked me to stop to a kiosk (a store here in Greece that has things like cigarretes,chocolates,beverages and stuff like that) .She wanted to buy some gums..and tobacco..and a chocolate..She says:
''Honey,give me some cash.My purse is in my bag and my bag is on the back seat and the back seat what? Is it 50 meters away from the rest of the car? DAMN IT!
''OK babe..take...''you give her another 10 euros..she comes back with a bag full of things! She even bought napkins for Christ's sake!And she never brings change!
You there...what's 40 minus 10? 30 euros left..
I shut up and swallowed it..We arrived at a nice coffee place near the sea..I order an epsresso..She ordered the fucking ferrari of coffees..The most expensive drink in the catalogue! The bill was 10 euros..
I was left with 20 fucking euros..I didn't say a word..But I almost cried inside..
On the way home I said:
''Hey,babe..let's go somewhere quiet the two of us to..you know..lend each other a hand,if you know what I mean..She says
yes like she means it..But my baby girl got hungry..
''Honey..let's a grab a quick sandwitch at that great cantin on the way to that place you want us to go''
She ate one,I stayed hungry..I paid 5 euros for that sandwitch..15 euros remaining..
It was like a video game and I saw my life points drop dramatically..That raid boss was overpowered!
Then I remembered she bought napkins..Oh..shit! Napkins..that means..she..I mean..NO! She..has her period????
''Yes baby..sorry..but that doesn't stop us..right?''
Yeah yeah that's grows for some guys overther..Well for me..IT'S NOT!
But,I had to stop to buy condoms and some paper..total 6 euros there cause I bought a beer too..
I Left almost running cause I desperately wanted to F**ck!I got in the car,I drived like the wind,I stopped at a quiet place with trees all around...I grabbed my wallet to pull out the condoms,I open it and take the cond-...wait a minute!!! what the...
OH SHIT!! I forgot to take the change from that last transaction!!! I had no money left!!
My libido went straight to the bottom..I couldn't even try..
''What's the matter baby? Don't you want it?''
''Let's go home..''
The next day..I went straight to the point..
''Baby can I borrow 50 euros cause I run out!''
She looked with a really suprised look in her face..then she took that judgemental voice and SAID:
''What? Yesterday I gave you another 50..where the hell did you spent them so quickly??''
YOU FUCKING STILL OWE THAT FUCKING MONEY BECAUSE YOU FUCKING BORROWED THEM AND NOW YOU FUCKING HAVE TO GIVE HER 100 BACK!
FUCKING LOAN SHARKS!!!!!