I have just finished about 20 minutes of CNN's analysis of the SOTU and after an in depth analysis of their statistical models I have determined that ant-tank guns should be legal for private ownership in this country, BECAUSE, in the last 10 years not one crime, resulting in the death of an American civilian has been committed by an anti-tank gun and, while I do not have all the data for the period, I think the same can be said for nuclear weapons of any type.
I swear to God and all that's Holy I cannot understand how these clowns get on television.

However, my own preliminary data seems to show that CNN and MSNBC may be the single largest contributor to problem drinking in this Country because after 20 minutes with CNN nobody needs a drink right now more than me!

I'm out