8:00 Woke up. Time to check what important happened in the World while I was sleeping.

8:01 I've a feeling that today is gonna be a good day.

10:00 Let's see who has joined Steemit since I last checked introduceyourself. OMG! Steemit is invaded by...

10:01 ...by hot Russian girls.

10:20 I'm getting suspicious. Not sure if these hotties are real or...

10:21 ...just some hairy, overweight dude in his underwear catfishing (or should I say whalefishing) with fake accounts.

10:30 Damn it! I need to concentrate and start thinking of ideas for a new post.

10:45 But really how much does a ticket to Russia cost?

11:10 Returned to a thinking mode... Wait... I've might found something...

11:30 Fuck yeah, eureka, holly molly! Finally, got the idea.

11:35 I'm gonna be soooo fucking rich!

11:40 What should I buy first? Let's Google how much Tesla S costs.

12:00 Yep I'm definitely buying Tesla. Just look how smart it is.

16:20 This is the best post I've ever written in my entire life. My English teacher would be so fucking proud of me.

16:20 Alright, it's time to catch some whales!

16:50 30 minutes - 0 votes.

17:30 Really? No one?

19:30 Still 0. Fuck! Fuck Steemit! You have no idea how good is my post. You have no fucking taste. Actually, I'm too good for you! I'm done with you.

21:55 Wait. What if I post that funny gif I saved a few weeks ago... And just add Steemit somewhere in a title.

22:00 Fuck it! Let's give Steemit one more chance.

22:30 It worked!!!!!!! Here comes the money

23:45 $12.23. Not enough for Tesla. But hey, you've got to start somewhere. Still today was a good day

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