Lord Bmj is heading friggin' East again , making his way out of the deathtrap that is the Mirkwood, when out of nowhere there is a flash of light from above, and he finds himself being sucked up of the ground, and into a giant hole in the sky. His limbs feel like they are about to be ripped off by the force that is propelling him through this tunnel into oblivion.
No sooner has he gone into the hole, is he thrown out into what appears to be the ruins of a castle. Standing in front of the castle is the steely figure of Sirknight. Lord Bmj looks about him, and sees that all the other lords have gathered, and all have the same confused "what the hell just happened!?" look upon their faces.
There is a brief moment of greetings and celebrations, before Sir Knight speaks.
"Lords of MiddleSteem and Westeros - welcome to Camalot. Ancient home to Arthur, Merlin and other mages and warriors of legend."
A bit of rambling about facing fears and everyone being "deserving" of the power of Excalibur etc.. ensue, and then this:
Sirknight holds up the sword and shouts out a powerful chant which transform him into He-Man!! He then goes on.
"Steem Lords - I have brought you here under false pretenses... as I need your help. Eternia, along with many other Cartoon Kingdoms are under siege. Without your help now - we are all doomed!"
He-Man moves aside and reveals the teleportation and transformation portal.
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Lord Bmj is not impressed!
"What the hell man!! You made me go East, conquer wild terrain, save a village from a sea monster, endure terrible odors and almost drown!! An then you just beam us on up to Camalot and take our loot for yourself!!! What the hell man!!! Now you're He-Man and we have to go through that thing and help you save a bunch of comics!!"
The rest of the the Lords turn to Lord Bmj knowingly, shrug in unison, and one by one they begin to approach the teleportation and transformation portal. Lord Gohba goes first.
"Okay," says Lord Bmj, trying to calm down a little. He steps towards the portal, and just before he steps in, turns to the rest and shakes his right fist "This better be good or else you know what I will do with this fist!!"
With that Lord Bmj disappears into the portal. He feels the power of the portal pulling and stretching him. His armour tears off revealing his purple and white AFL supporters gear undergarments, and he feels his amrs and legs growing. He feels more powerful than ever. he sees his armour floating around him, melting into a sphere of silver before flying back directly at him, and covering his still clenched right fist.
Lord Bmj lets out an ungodly roar and passes out. As soon as it began, it has ended. Lord Bmj awakens to a strange sight. Not knowing where he is, nor how long he has been unconscious, he staggers to his feet, and examines himself to see if he is all there. Lying next to him on the ground is a giant sword which his raises in his left hand. He looks at his left arm expecting it not to be there, but instead he sees a giant silver fist.
"I am Fisto!" he exclaims, and passes out.
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This has been a continuation of the #steemlords series, now being transformed into #motu (Masters of the Universe), orchestrated by the brillinat mind of
