Last weekend I drove to Kansas to go hiking because fuck Colorado.
Here are the kickass pictures I told you I'd take.
Ah! Kansas, glorious Kansas!
Your snow softly caresses the evergreens in every direction, whispering bittersweet somethings of the wheres and whens of flatland romance while secretly stealing glances back up whence —
Why are there mountains in the background?
What are you talking about? Kansas doesn't have any mountains.
But you obviously took this picture in the mountains.
Shut up. And stop interrupting me.
Here’s another great photo of Kansas. A lone tree, a tree as all alone and lonely as lone trees can be, with nothing save rolling fields as far as the eye can see:
Those are clearly mountains in Colorado's Mosquito Range. That’s Dyer poking up over on the right, and isn’t that Evans hiding there in the clouds?
Shut up!
You have got to visit KANSAS sometime because the scenery here is absolutely breathtaking. It will take your breath away, like that song in fucking Top Gun.
There aren’t many places on Earth where you can still encounter such unadulterated solitude and totally fucking complete oneness with nature:
This is a picture of the ghost town Ibex City. You’re in the old Leadville mining district, dude, and you’re not fooling anyone.
Shut the FUCK up. Kansas is awesome!
Here you can see where tractors passed by, probably pulling trailers loaded with bales of hay on their way to feed the horses, or whatever animals people in Kansas tend to feed hay to nowadays:
Those are snowmobile tracks. Dyer again in the back, Ball Mountain in front. You are in Lake County, Colorado.
And you are a DICK! I'm in KANSAS!
So glad I went hiking in KANSAS!
Okay, first of all, wow, that’s actually a pretty cool shot. But I’d say we’re looking at a solid 30 miles of the Sawatch Range here as opposed to, well, any part of Kansas. You took this from the top of Ball, didn’t you?
KANSAS!
Fine, whatever. These are all very beautiful pictures of Kansas, thanks for sharing, please upvote and follow. btw why are all these photos so goddamn blue? Did you use some kind of shitty iPhone filter or something?
No. Shut up. Flagged.
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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a marketing copywriter. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, not working, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Etc. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!
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