Married to Children "is one of the favorite American television series of all time that is broadcast between 1987 and 1997.
In it, the inexperienced Al Bundy struggles to feed his family as a shoe seller. His unpleasant fate and black self-irony are the basis for the success of the show.
Let's recall some of his cult remarks.
"Life did not pass me, he sat on my head."
"Something is sinister, so I know a woman is behind it."
"I saw a star in the east, Peg, do not you stand?"
"I'm jealous of all those who are not married to you.
"I dreamed something last night, a big red-haired mosquito in a wedge was circling over me and sucking money from my wallet."
"I am so hungry that I would eat a horse since I am not at home, I will not have to."
"Computers and women ruin this country."
"Love is not only blind but stupid."
"Peg, I suspect that your mind, just like the lost continent of Atlantis, has long existed on no map."
"The threats do not pass, I've already been in hell."
"I will not pay for mistakes, I have done this since I was married."
"To say to Al Bundy is like to say the wind."
"This cheese means more to me than the life of both of you."
"Oh, Almighty God in the heavens who created the mountains, the seas, and the beast."
"I DO NOT HAVE to fall asleep after sex, I WANT to sleep after him, I welcome the darkness!"
"Wait a minute! My beautiful daughter with a fruit fly brain has earned $ 1,000 for three evenings, should I worry?"
"I love you, Peg ... I'm joking!"
"Peg, married for 17 years! Can not we just be friends?"
"Everything that is good enough for the cockroach is good enough for my family as well."
"The opera is not over until the last heterosexual man falls asleep."
"I work in a shoe store and still do not want to go home."
"I am the only man in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare again."
Much love - Krisii
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