It's Music Monday Ya'll!
Today I decided to write a parody on Dua Lipa's "New Rules" and of course, rename it "Steemit Rules"!
Really, if you follow these rules, you will do well on Steemit!
I hope you guys enjoy it!
Steemit Rules
Steem steem, dtube, steem, steem
Newbies just don’t do it right
They all make me crazy
(Out of my mind, out of my mind)
So write it down and read it out
Hope these rules will save ya
(Too many times, too many times)
Upvotes, they make you feel good like nothing else
Like nothing else
But upvotes, wont ever come unless you tell yourself
Tell yourself
One don’t beg for upvotes
If people like your content theyll give you one
Two make good content
You'll have people coming back again
Three, to make some friends
You’re gonna have to comment on other’s content
If you wanna win
You have got to put time in
The Steemit rules I count em
The Steemit rules I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
The Steemit rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
Just keep pushing forward
Dont let shitposts pull you backwards
(don’t post no shit)
(dont post no shit)
Once your SP starts to grow
Youll finally see a pattern
(and you will learn, and you will learn)
Upvotes, they make you feel good like nothing else
Like nothing else
They do they do they do
One don’t beg for upvotes
If people like your content theyll give you one
Two make good content
You'll have people coming back again
Three, to make some friends
You’re gonna have to comment on other’s content
If you wanna win
You have got to put time in
The Steemit rules I count em
The Steemit rules I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
The Steemit rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
Practice makes perfect
Youll learn as you go what works (the steemit rules, I count 'em)
Eat, sleep, and breathe steem
Rehearse and repeat steem and just:
One don’t beg for upvotes
If people like your content theyll give you one
Two make good content
You'll have people coming back again
Three, to make some friends
You’re gonna have to comment on other’s content
If you wanna win
You have got to put time in
The Steemit rules I count em
The Steemit rules I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
The Steemit rules, I count 'em
I've gotta tell them to myself
Don’t post no shit, don’t post no shit
Do make some friends, do make some friends
Don't beg for it, don’t beg for it
Support those friends, support those friends.
Do these things and you will win.
-Beth
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