Hello, you smelly virgins of Hive. I'm back with another post where I share some music that gives me pure elation in the form of an erection. There's a story foretold of the ancient times, where I wasn't such a fucking idiot and actually kept up with this little series of post for awhile. However, Covid kinda fucked that up as well as my various other bullshit issues. However, I've dragged my corroding bones over to this crusty ass laptop for another go at it. So, if you've been in need of some fat boner jams while we all melt from the heat and scream at people if they cough within 788 feet of you, then you're in luck!
So, lets get into the tunes, pussiesss.
1: Feed Her To The Sharks - Burn The Traitor
To start things off, I'm sharing a band I just found the other day and had yet to ever check out. These guys were an aussie metalcore/deathcore band, but apparently disbanded in 2019. I can only imagine it was nothing but pure tits ass and gore that led to their break up. But yeah. Definitely enjoy the few tracks I've listened to from this band, with this one being at the top. If you get moist from breakdowns and some thicc ass chuggs mixed in with solid riffs, then I'd definitely recommend this band to you. While the vocalist isn't insane, I enjoy his highs quite a bit and appreciate the variation in tones he can give. As, I fucking hate metal bands that only use one pitch and just stick with the same thing throughout every single fucking song. But, that's just me :)
2: Ghostemane - Caligula
This one will probably be very split among anyone who actually reads the dumb ass shit I write. But, this shit is an absolute fucking banger for me and definitely deserves to be on this list. I have a hard time getting into new rap artists, I usually think most are trash. But, Ghostemane just does it for me. I think his beats and his style just vibes with me pretty well, as they have very dark/horroresqe sounds to them. I attribute some of this to his past music and personal taste. As, the guy has big influences from black metal and hardcore punk music, having played in bands involved in those genres. He has a few tracks now that even incorporate some metal/punk into the hip hop beats. Definitely recommend this guy to anyone looking for some new hip hop/rap to check out.
3: Nekrogoblikon - Chop Suey
I believe earlier on in one of these I recommended a track from these guys, as they're a pretty fun metal/heavy rock band that incorporates some goofy costumes into their sets. This track, however, lacks the floppy goblin costume that looks like a gimp from hell who really wants to be your twitch mod and stalk you because he's a creepy simp. You might notice this is also a cover and not an original, which at least lets me know you're not a 9 year old who is braindead from playing fortnite. This track is a bit of a hit and a miss for me, honestly. I think these guys took Chop Suey and made it totally into their own style/thing, but not all of it keeps me in soaked panties. Everything besides the last 45 seconds is fucking great to me, but for some reason we go from a somewhat heavy/dark sounding track to poppy dance club music that sounds like you should be fingering your butthole on ecstasy instead. I dunno, it just didn't work for me. However, the rest of the track is a big recommend from me, and maybe you'll find the last bit of it to be your thing.
4: Carpenter Brut - Maniac
Now, here's a track that's perfect for clapping cheeks and putting some hair on your chest. You know, those times where you just need to whip out your cock and lay it out on the table while you're having a yu-gi-oh duel against your grandpa. This is a band I've featured probably 3 times thus far, but they definitely deserve to be on here again. This is another cover, though of a way older/obscure song for anyone who isn't a 45 year old ex cocaine addict who used glory holes in dance club bathrooms. I never really enjoyed the original track, but with Carpenter Brut putting their synthwave spin on it and having a different vocalist to sing, I definitely think this track bops pretty damn hard. Definitely a fun track to put on while you drive away from the hoards of people who won't wear a fucking mask when they go out in public.
Well, that's about it for this rousing edition. I definitely think I'll try to keep up with this again on some level, but I've been having fun doing random guitar riffs and I'm slowly starting to get back into playing games here and there, so I'll probably start posting videos of that again as well. I've just been kinda in a whatever mood in regards to content, so I dunno what I'll be posting anytime soon. I can at least guarentee that this won't be the last recommendation post I make, since these are pretty fun and I like to think that at least one of you dumpster water drinking cavemen actually gets a song or two to add to their playlists.
Anyways, until next time, doods. Unless I'm murdered by a Karen when I go out...
Later!
