Yooo. I've decided that I felt like doing something different from gaming content at least once a week, so I'm gonna start posting some new bands and songs that I've found in recent times each week (Though I'll probably occasionally throw in an oldie for ass and titties. Which is totally better than shits and giggles) and ask for suggestions for new music to check out from whatever poor soul actually reads this shit. So, you know, enjoy you god damn soyboys and girls.
1. Carpenter Brut: Turbo Killer
I found this band a couple of months ago in a Twitch stream of all places. Guy was playing some GTA V roleplay and put on a song from these guys while in a police chase. I've never been a huge fan of electronic music, as most of it comes across as soulless to me and just pretty shit. But, this band definitely gives me a turbo boner with their 80's synth like sounds. I haven't heard a single song from this band that I haven't loved, but Turbo Killer is pretty high on the list. Especially when they've made such a fantastic music video to go with it.
2. '68: Track 1 R
This specific song was in a suggested playlist for me about a week ago, and since I've found it I've probably jammed to it a good 15-20 times in the last couple of days. I figured when I heard this it would be classified as hardcore/punk music, but apparently this is in a sub genre known as noise punk which seems like a very stupid sub genre name, therefore I'll never be using it and pray that all who do end up with coconut crabs attacking their pubic hair. This song really gets me hyped up with the pacing, and would be the perfect track if you ever piss off some seedy characters who'm you own money to. Or, you could just use it for driving tunes like I do, whichever you prefer.
3. Bill Withers: Use me
Back in the day I used to listen to blues more often than I do now, not really sure why I lost interest in that form of music as I grew up. However, I heard this song recently and have been a bit inspired to get back into it a bit. Bill Withers did a lot of interesting funk/blues music that has a jazz type of vibe to it, and I just can't help but dig it. Plus, I can put this track on and do a weird dance as a form of mating ritual with my fiancee, which is always a bonus. And, yes, I fully recommend you do the helicopter dick if you really wanna get your girl going.
4. Periphery: Blood Eagle
This is where I feel like I'll probably lose quite a few of you, as I'm sure not a lot of you have big dick energy going on from listening to metal music. I, however, cannot help but get a full blown erection when metal tunes caress my soul. I've been listening to Periphery since probably back in 2012/2013, and have always really enjoyed them. They're a progressive/djent metal band, and their guitar work and vocalists pipes have always impressed me. This song, however, was a pretty pleasant surprise as it's quite heavy in comparison to a lot of their music. If you're looking for something to bang your head to while massaging your prostate, here's your tune.
Alright, I think 4 tracks is where I'll cap this type of post. Maybe I'll go up to five next time, but I don't wanna blow my musical load too quickly and burn through stuff where I need to build a catalog back up. But, yeah. Hopefully this gave someone something new to check out and enjoy. If you read this and give stuff a listen, my nipples would get rock hard to get some musical recommendations from you guys down in the comments. I'm always on the look out to find even more shit to listen to. So, lets here it you god damn virgins!
