I had these songs on Suno and was going through all my best hits. Here's 2 Biden songs I made a while ago, even though he's irrelevant now it's still funny.
"Holy Crap Biden"
A song about Biden shitting his pants in front of the Pope
[Verse]
Joe was there at the Vatican gate
Meeting the Pope
Wasn't running late
Shook his hand with a charming smile
But things went south in a little while
[Verse 2]
Holy halls echoed with grace
Till Joe's face showed a troubled trace
A rumble deep like thunder’s roar
Nature called
He couldn’t ignore
[Chorus]
Holy crap
Can’t believe it’s true
In front of the Pope
Why now
Not you
Biden’s got a secret he can’t hide
Took a holy shit with the Pope nearby
[Verse 3]
Pope’s blessing turned to blessed curse
As Biden's tummy took a turn for worse
Graceful robes in a sudden waltz
Biden blamed it on the spicy sauce
[Verse 4]
Saintly choir sang a different tune
Holy ambiance hit the bathroom
Joe’s face a tale of sudden regret
A moment there he’ll never forget
[Bridge]
Holy moly
Sacred gory
Pope said
"Joe
How’s your inventory?"
A lasting mark on history's page
The Vatican played a different stage
"Bidens Blunder"
A Song about Biden Sharting
[Verse]
Lyrics
Biden tried to let one rip
But he had another slip
Thought he'd just break wind today
But his pants had much to say
[Chorus]
Oops I did it once again
Trusted too much in my plan
What was meant to be a breeze
Got me prayin’ on my knees
[Verse 2]
Had to sneak a little toot
All my aides said I’m a hoot
Power politics aside
Gotta get my backside right
[Chorus]
Oops I did it once again
Trusted too much in my plan
What was meant to be a breeze
Got me prayin’ on my knees
[Bridge]
Now the press is having fun
Guess my reign has truly spun
From big speeches and debates
To unfortunate mistakes
[Verse 3]
Hope this stays inside the room
Or my legacy spells doom
Just a leader with some gas
Next time I’ll pass up the chance
Have a few more that need some tweeking.
Let me know if you have any requests and I'll see if I can make you a banger.
In the meantime stay Farty.
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