I was thinking about selecting some graffiti photos for my next post. Photos from the match factory that I already wrote about. But I just can't seem to eliminate enough photos. There's still 122 photos left and I can't choose!
Aaaaaah!
I should write a song to my nonexistent band. Although I'm not that good on lyrics. And melody might also be a challenge for me. I can't play a guitar and although I freaking got the rhythm, can't play drums either.
But I could play kitchenware. I've played some household items and as they already sound awful to begin with, even I can't (perhaps) make it worse.
My favourite item to play as a child was an egg slicer. You know the thing that has a top and a bottom side and the top looks a bit like a harp or a kantele. You peel the hard boiled egg and put it in to the bottom part and then you just press the top part down and you have perfect slices to put on top of your sandwich or salad or... head. I don't know where you put your egg slices, but now you can put it there and it's beautifully sliced.
With the help of , I have lyrics for my first song. It was inspired by the thought of what to write to an @Actifit post as my life is dull and most days are just a repetition of the same exact things. Waking up, eating, working, going to sleep.
I was thinking that if I ever get a band of my own, I will do the most important things first. Of course. Like a comeback tour. And an LP cover for any of the future LP:s that I might do. Who needs songs if you have a wicked come back tour?! And an awesome LP cover artwork.
But can't do that anymore because someone made up the lyrics for the first song, so a comeback tour can't be the next move then. Perhaps the next move after this tiring thing is to write the bands biography.
Oh, you wanna see the lyrics?
Here goes.
I'm pretty proud.
"I'm so sorry for your loss
Loss of poo
We all are
Dying"
The song is named Loss of Poo and as I said, it was inspired on the fact what to write to yet another Actifit post because ordinary weekdays are just like the tens and hundreds of days before this day. But there are also some things I have not yet mentioned. Something that usually characters in movies never do. Going to the toilet. And what that means to everyone of us.
Or is there something that is too obvious to be mentioned in an Actifit post?
But what about the lyrics then?
I know what you are thinking.
That's not enough.
Enough words.
So you haven't listened a lot of hit pop songs lately?
If you had, you should know that those four lines and 13 words is enough. All you now need is woohoo, whoa, oooooo-o, some repetition, catchy baseline, enough loudness and that's it.
Then again it may be that my lyrics don't suit to a pop song that well.
But if it's loud enough, the pop song listeners don't care!
WOOHOO!