Funny reggae song about procrastination

Crazy post of the week ! I got addicted to this song when I was a bit younger, but I still like it, it symbolizes procrastination, and many people doing weed will identify ! I'm more the type to drink alcohol with juice on special occasions, kind of a party freak when I can, but this is not the main subject of the post, stay tuned, I will soon make a post dedicated to how to properly mix alcohol with fruit juices and also do science-related drug posts ! I know, it's all about controversy and posts that would never be allowed in youtube or that other dictatorship called facebook but we're all here for that ! Fuck mainstream.

Anyway, let's get back to that song. It's still a bit exaggerated, caricature. But it's funny, hilarious lyrics, terrific build up of a real scenario involving a man who was so lazy and addicted to weed that he ended up messing up his entire life. Yet the song that was made about it was successful, isn't that funny and quite the best illustration of how you can be successful out of literally bullshit actions in nowadays' world, so it's kind of a morals you can keep in mind: never lose the faith to be successful, it can happen when you're doing the most shitty things and when you expect it the least haha :D

Here is the song:

And here are the lyrics :

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why, 'cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
'Cause I'm high
Because I'm high
Because I'm high

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