Act I, Scene iv
Continued...
Donado: Come Bergetto, relay me the message. Speak forsooth and tell me what she said.
Fight the Good Fight
BERGETTO:
I TOLD HER THAT I LOVED HER MORE THAN
PARMESAN
DONADO:
What?!
BERGETTO:
I TOLD HER THAT I WISHED
SHE COULD POSSESS
A SIMILAR NOSE
DONADO:
Are you kidding me?
BERGETTO:
AND NAY UNCLE
WHEN SHE ASKED ME
IF YOU
HAD ANYMORE CHILDREN
THE QUESTION REALLY BUGGED ME!
I TOLD HER
THAT YOU SHOULD
GET LOBOTOMY
TO PREVENT SOMETHING
SO OBSCENE
DONADO:
My word, you little shit!
BERGETTO:
BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER
SINCE SHE ASKED ME ABOUT YOUR WILL
DONADO:
Stop! I don't want to hear anymore!
BERGETTO:
AND ASKED IF THE MONEY
THAT YOU DID DEPOSIT
WOULD BE TRANSFERRED TO ME
WOULD BE TRANSFERRED TO ME
DONADO:
BERGETTO
YOU EMBARRASS ME
I CAN SEE THERE'S NO CHANGING THEE
FORSOOTH
YOU WILL REMAIN AN OAF
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL ELOPE
WITHOUT ME HELPING YOU A DEGREE
AND THIS PROJECT
I WILL HOPE YOU WILL SEE
IT COMES WITH A CHALLENGE
THAT WE CAN ALL DEFINE
BUT IF YOU WASTE IT NOW
THE TIME MIGHT BE GONE
SO PRAY!
LET'S FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT,
TODAY!
ALL exit.
END SCENE.