This is the best posts I have read all day! haha First, you are hilarious! What a great way to start a post and second, lifting is a badass hobby! A dream body is always a work in progress that is why people like you will never stop improving.

I love to hear that people are dedicated and refuse to settle for mediocre! And for anyone else that thought the first part was a bit cliché, you are right.... Fuck em! hahaha :)