My First Kiss

Hi There Friends :)

Got a tag from my girlfriend Hive account@saffisara for a challenge by Hive account@thekittygirl, of "My First Kiss", a sharing challenge of your first kiss.

Meh, I do not have an exciting story to share for my first kiss, because I myself do not have any recollection of it.

Obviously, most of ours first kisses were given by our parents, does that count for this? :P But even so, I do not remember when my parents first kiss me. Bet when I was just out of my mother's tummy, placed on her chest or arms, that's when I got my first kiss, I supposed?

I know my family often brings it up, that my first kiss was actually given to a CIGARETTE!

No joking there.

Growing up, that is the story I often told to. That I kissed a cigarette.

My mother's older brother, my late uncle, Pakde To, he smoked, he drunk coffee, and he played guitar. Supposedly when I was a babe, I often crawled to him while he was playing guitar, and I would grabbed his cigarette butt on the ashtray in front of him, and would say "cigarette, uncle, cigarette", then I would kiss it, AND put it in my mouth. Seriously, this is the story I was always told growing up. I miss that uncle. RIP Pakde, I miss you.

As am typing this, am listening to Last Kiss by Pearl Jam, because I need an inspiration, of memories. Still I cannot dig up any, of my first kiss. I suck at challenges. Do not tag me peep, you will get boring stories.

Altho yes, I kissed all those rock stars on my bedroom wall. I kissed them all. No shame there.

But....maybe I do have one memory of my first kiss actually.

It was definitely wet, tasted weird, sloppy for sure, it was such a mess, he was green, and I was being watched :-/ So aaaaawkwaaaaardddddd.

Yep. That is me ladies and gents. Kissing and again EATING holy shit I always put things in my mouth apparently.

Money. That was my first kiss (as well!)

I am meant to be here with Steem, I guess. Wealth seems always in my mind! Even as a baby I have decided that. Money and I will be the best of friends. We made a pact. Exchange spits even.

Wish I was given the room alone with it, I could definitely show it a good time.

SMOOOOOOCCCCH and am done.

Wait...am supposed to tag friends? Oh come on, I do not want to bug them with challen....oh yes, yes I do. I'm nosey, I wanna know your first of kiss Hive account@brittandjosie, Hive account@gotlius, Hive account@kaerpediem, Hive account@kobold-djawa, Hive account@vincy

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