So I was busy soaking cold garri and the smoke fish I planned to use for stew when I came across this, and for the first five minutes i was like "are you kidding me? How did episode 1 pass me by?" Anyway episode 2 has been trapped, yes i catch you bro no running.
So guys i am gonna answer some few funky questions. Lol, i just love them already. Oya, lets go.
At what age did you have your first kiss?
My first kiss was in primary two. Funny because i didn't know it was my first kiss until primary five when bobo have join bad gangs. You would be asking how, relax lemme tell you. So one aunty came to stay for a month and was using my lips to practice for wedding day. Innocent me was thinking aunty is licking saliva.Whats the cheapest gift you have ever received?
So in primary five, my classmate bought a fancy chewing gum and gave it to me as a gift, telling me he bought it at 20naira, back then it was big money. I got excited and allowed him copy my answers to our previous assignment. Well i later discovered the chewing gum was sold for five naira.😒What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from your partner?
It was valentine's day and she paid for my mom hospital bills. It was the first and greatest gift I got from her. One i would treasure for life.Ladies would you rather go without brassier or make up for five days? You can only go with one? Guys which would you rather go without, a comb or a wristwatch?
What's the use of the writswatch if i look like black monkey? I prefer comb o. People are not quick to notice your wristwatch(except those slay boys pocket girls). But they notice your hair at first sight, i don't want someone to start thinking i escaped from oba zoo.Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
No girl can meet up to the standard i desire in a woman. So for the love of God, Don't just give me headache and we are good to go👌What would you do with one million naira?
If i get one million now. I would go into farming and plant palm fruits and plantain. Don't worry, i know you are scared for me, it won't be me doing the job, i will employ labourers. Soon enough, i would deal in oil and farm produce and make times 10 of the 1million within a year.Would you marry a virgin?
I know most guys would say yes to this one but me eh, its not compulsory o. When i want to do things it will now turn tug of war, sister will be slapping and pinching me, peeling my flesh self. I love good girls that are wild in bed, i cant stress myself. Just be a good wife material, being a virgin is not a do or die affair.Three names of girls and three guys you think are virgins on steemit?
I am not even a citizen of nigeria, so if you try to find me, you won't see me o.👅
Ladies:
Guys:Construct a sentence with the following words. Bed, prayer, God, love, bible, suck and sex
I want a change so i read the bible as the pastor instructed, and in prayer i promised God a change, but then she came with the big ass i love, i swear it wasn't me, its my bed! All i did was suck till i realised i just had sex, again.What virtue do you think is your greatest asset?
Patience, some of my niggas who started steemit with me ran away o.😁 you know what i mean, patience is the virtue that has always paid well for me.Give your own interpretation of the theme
NDJT episode 2: teasing yourself right, front, back and centre
NDJT: its the you in you that brings out the you you are.
- One thing you learned from NDJT EPISODE ONE.
I am going to judge the episode one with the episode 2 because i didn't participate in episode 1. For me, this is my kind of forum. Funny, challenging and teasing🙌.
Oya i have dropped my own o. I can't wait to read yours