The ndjt contest. A fun contest, not a dare game but a truth game. ...

Earlier today while I was sniffing around the STEEMIT platform, I came across an awesome contest by Hive account@mimy, a contest I as a person have always wanted to see on the STEEM blockchain. I almost nominate myself before I find out that Hive account@ehiboss has nominated me. Grinnn

Let the game begin;

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

I am the BAT, I am cruel but passionate. Whenever I catch rats in my room, I tie them to a thick wood which I assume to be a tree and I beat the rats till death. Afterwards, I do cry like a man for being a murderer.

What is the most weird thing you love?

Woo woo woo, let's take a detour here. Ladies love ponies, dolls and pinky stuffs. I am not a lady but I love pink crocodile but if there's nothing as such, just gift me a nice pink dumbbell.

Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

Once again, I am the BAT. I don't have emotions. Just give me the milk shakes.

Who is your steemit crush?

How many times do I have to remind you all that I am the BAT? Okay, if you don't get that, I am the Batman. I don't do crush nor play candy crush but if I may say, I will pick Hive account@sweetsssj cos I see her to be a perfect catwoman.

What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

Noting really. Though I write in Arabic before for more rewards cos the Arabian nation seemed to give me more than what i earn when I newly joined STEEMIT. My friends started calling me Arab money. Even Hive account@donkeypong could testify to my Arabian days.

Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

Hive account@neoxian cos he is the Bank Of Neoxian and Hive account@surpassinggoogle cos he talks to you and I as if he is really in front of us.

Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

Hmmmm...I love dark room. Hive account@destinysaid.

What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit

Hive account@steve1122, Hive account@illuminatus and Hive account@gbenga

Who do you wish you are on steemit?

Hive account@bat-junior

What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?

Writing an NSFW with Hausa language and translating it to Swahili and rebroadcasting it with Hebrew.

Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

I would love to meet with Hive account@donkeypong and my first action would be laughing out loud in his presence. I have been keeping the laugh since the day he reminded me of my Arabic writing days.