What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
Notification of strength dollar
What is the most weird thing you love?
Playing basketball with a female, and defeating her to feel like LeBron james
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Its surely the boobs, those could take the place of the pillow
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Am new on here, but I flagged most post from my friends
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?
Cryptocurrency post, those guys make alot of money from it
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Ladies: 
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
Steemit father:
Steemit mother:
Steemit daughter:
Steemit son:
Names of two followers who get low payouts but decent work
Names of two followers who get good payout
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