I was asked to participate in this contest by 
Truth is I didn't want to, am still a newbie on here..
But today, I read up the questions and all I wanted to do was answer them sincerely; so I guess this contest brought out the truth from me.
What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
When a baby blushes
What is the most weird thing you love?
Having a guy do my make-up
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Funny curved p•••s
Who is your steemit crush?**
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
I joined a steemit chat group and asked all the group members to contribute 1sbd to me (I was removed, haha)
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
*Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)/
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
Wooah definitely
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?
Wish I could make up contests like this, but am still very much new, haven't even received my introductory post payout.
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
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What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Ladies: 
Guys:
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
Steemit father:
Steemit mother:
Steemit daughter:
Steemit son:
Names of two followers who get low payouts but decent work
Names of two followers who get good payout
Given the opportunity to say one word to 
Delegate!
Thanks for this contest
I feel I have made use of a number of real words (which I'd feel shy using elsewhere)